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once again anime gets it right
i love you
you're just saying that because i gave you some food
if you think about it ursula was actually really nice because she only promised ariel legs
and she gave her reall nice legs that matched her body type and skin color
when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
i gave you $10 and he gave you $20
you felt that he was better just because he gave you more
but he had $200 and all i had was $10
let that sink in
I hate the phrase life is short because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
i just choked on my food
that's not the only thing you'll choke on
hey mom why don't we have any food in the fridge?
look down can you see your feet?
that's why you fat ass
you're just jealous that i have bigger boobs than you