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you're out there somewhere happiness and i will find you
no you won't
happiness (distant voice)
i will bitch about heat
i will bitch about cold
i will bitch about sunshine
and about growing out
i will bitch about everything inside and out
you will find there is nothing i can't bitch about
when you make peace with the fact that the purpose of life is not happiness
but rather experience and growth
happiness comes as a natural byproduct
when you are not seeking it as the objective
it will find its way to you
how to find your wife
I was in a very busy Asda, and I said to this young lady,
'I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?'
She said, 'Sure you can, but how will that help?'
I said, 'I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere'
somewhere out there someone is facing a harder battle than you are
be thankful for your life and your blessings