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speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person
that means to the average person if you have to be at a funeral
you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy
have had to cancel all my upcoming shows due to ban of crowds more than 250 people
the good news is you can still go see colin
so happy that you have gone with your strengths
staying home and not doing comedy
when your friends drag you to the main stage but you would rather stay at the techno stage
i don't like to feel good
i like to feel evil
are you saying that you want the d?
what would you rather have from me?
a) a nice day restaurant and a movie
b) meaningful intelligent conversations
c) multiple orgasms
if you think you're smarter than the previous generation
50 years ago the owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves
today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery