And Nobody Got It Honestly I Am Wasted Here - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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there's a new guy at work starting wayne bruce and i said, ah my old nemesis, manbat, and nobody got it honestly i am wasted here, not all capes wear heroes

yesterday i told my nephew i'm not allowed to eat popsicles, so he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers, shhhh i got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out

my great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when i asked what's funny, she said, everyone here is alive because i got laid

i've got a girl on here that posts about missing her ex literally all the time and its gotten so bad i've starting missing the fucker myself

i've got a date tonight and need all the help i can get, barber, ok, her, you look nice, barber from under thet able, tell her she looks nice too

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