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are you actually a mascot
yea lol i’m the eagle
that’s really cool
we’re not supposed to tell people tho
and a lot of people ask
who is the eagle?
but no one asks how is the eagle
how is the eagle?
a person who identifies as having been vaccinated even though they haven't actually been vaccinated
i've decided I'm a transvaxxite
vaccination is a spectrum and you are a bigot if you don't accept me for who I am
people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals
you gonna go join the army
americans be like ok i can't count past twelve actually
tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin
and that's what every corporate meeting feels like
sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought it would be like and learn to find joy in the story you are actually living