Everyone Thought I Proposed To Her So They Started Clapping - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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i broke up with my girlfriend at restaurant, she started crying, everyone thought i proposed to her so they started clapping

a smart girl didn't know where eggs came from, she thought they just came out of a factory like chicken nuggets, when she found out chickens lay eggs her world exploded, simple things i had to explain to an adult

two wives go out for girl's night, both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee, they stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with, one used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave

my daughter asked why she can't just quit school, i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail, my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said, i'll visit you

my daughter loves to sleep with her but tin the air and it's the cutest thing, i thought she was in a microwave!

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