Grabbed His Dick Squeezed It And Said No Thanks - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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drunk guy at a bar slapped my ass and asked me if i wanted to go to his car and have some fun, grabbed his dick squeezed it and said no thanks, insanity wolf, meme

i told my son he needed to clean his room, and he said, maybe later i have a headache, i told him that was no excuse and heard my husband snort laugh from three rooms away

#62650
soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony
, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house
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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house

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in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

we just waited an hour to see our pediatrician, as soon as he walked in my toddler took his hand and pointed to his watch and said, this is a clock, which was the most passive aggressive thing i have ever witnessed

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