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woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed saying for hungover me
i took a sip and it was vodka
drunk me is such a douchebag
this is amazing
took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy
samsung has a new fridge that allows you to speak to your fridge and get responses
whoo took my shit?
i ain't no snitch
reaches for the socket
nigga it was your lil bro!
zheng shi was a sex worker in canton who was captured and wedded to a pirate lord and so quickly proved her ability to command that she took over and commanded 300+ ships and 40000 men
this gta v truck stunt took a million tries and it was totally worth it