I Took A Sip And It Was Vodka - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

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woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed saying for hungover me, i took a sip and it was vodka, drunk me is such a douchebag, this is amazing

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took off my bra and forgot what i was mad about
, girl things
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took off my bra and forgot what i was mad about, girl things

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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend
, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite
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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite

we just waited an hour to see our pediatrician, as soon as he walked in my toddler took his hand and pointed to his watch and said, this is a clock, which was the most passive aggressive thing i have ever witnessed

took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy

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