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why sprinkle minerals before ingesting
i know i enjoy sprinkled minerals
but this could decrease your final revolution count
perhaps i prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals
what do you go for in a girl?
"See, some guys prefer asses. Some prefer tits. And I’m not saying that I don’t like those bits. But what’s more important, what supersedes, for me, is a girl a with passion, wit and dreams. So I want a girl who reads."
shoot for the moon
if you miss
here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3475km and you could not have fucked this up more
this equipment will contain the offspring and free up our limbs
and thus allows us to carry the items the offspring needs
the offpsring is dominating our limb use
we need more limbs
we made more limbs
they are not yet useful
when you finally get what you want but it doesn't make you feel any better and just ruins your life more
cat caught in yarn