The First Request He Received Was From His Ex Girlfriend - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> The First Request He Received Was From His Ex Girlfriend - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

my husband didn't have snapchat so i convinced him to download it, the first request he received was from his ex-girlfriend, so i deleted my husband's snapchat because what grown man needs a stupid snapchat anyway

my coworker said he doesn't ask his girlfriend where she wants to eat, he just says, guess where we're going to eat!, and the first thing she guesses is where they do, take notes, smart man

#62650
soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony
, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house
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soo my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz i was smoking on the balcony, the police get here and ask where the weed at, i said i smoked it all, they said, where'd you buy it, i said from the neighbor, now they at his house

#62227
in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

the first ever champion of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6 year old boy, in 1916 he managed to scoff a 10 inch pie in 15 seconds, legend, why didn't his parents name him?

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