The Theory Says - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> The Theory Says - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

i would like to talk to you about the sausage principle, if you love something never find out how it was made, the theory says, last week tonight

my coworker said he doesn't ask his girlfriend where she wants to eat, he just says, guess where we're going to eat!, and the first thing she guesses is where they do, take notes, smart man

be the kind of person that when you leave the room, at least one person says, who the fuck was that?

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wife is pregnant
, due any day, suddenly the contractions start, can't, won't, i'm, haven't, don't, isn't, she says, doc it appears the contractions are worsening, the nurse says, the wife gasps and screeches, y'all'd've
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wife is pregnant, due any day, suddenly the contractions start, can't, won't, i'm, haven't, don't, isn't, she says, doc it appears the contractions are worsening, the nurse says, the wife gasps and screeches, y'all'd've

met an elderly lady who lives across the street from six flags, says every year she buys a season pass with a meal plan and eats all her meals at the amusement park, i figured out what kind of old person i want to be

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