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there was this chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say chicken
so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?"
this little guy told his dad that he wanted to learn how to train his dog and his dad said there were lots of dog training videos on youtube
so here he is
showing them to the dog
if adam and eve didn't know good from evil before eating the fruit
how could they have known it was wrong to disobey god?
if you grew up in the 80's you know there was nothing scarier than this guy's voice telling you about scary stuff that nobody solved
i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here
when my phone rang i accidentally answered with pizza? instead of hello and he replied yes this is pizza