So He Grabbed An Egg And Went To The Cashier And Asked Where Mother - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> So He Grabbed An Egg And Went To The Cashier And Asked Where Mother - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

there was this chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say chicken, so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?"

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in 1992 i was 12
, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid
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in 1992 i was 12, i saw joe pesci and recognized him from home alone, i went up to him to ask for his autograph, he asked me who my favorite actor was, i said he was, he handed me a crisp 100$ and said, that's the right answer kid

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chief hatuey was asked if he wanted to accept christianity and go to heaven
, hatuey asked if spaniads go to heave, to which the priest said that they do, he then stated that he'd rather go to hell where he wouldn't see such cruel
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chief hatuey was asked if he wanted to accept christianity and go to heaven, hatuey asked if spaniads go to heave, to which the priest said that they do, he then stated that he'd rather go to hell where he wouldn't see such cruel

i was in the library today and this black man asked me if i knew where the colour printer was, i replied, it's 2018 mate you can use whatever printer you want, anti-racism, meme

my 20 year old brother asked me whether ice cubes go into the stomach or if they do into the stomach for liquids, i had to explain that humans only have one stomach where both liquids and solids go, simple things i had to explain

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