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there was this chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say chicken
so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?"
i was in the library today and this black man asked me if i knew where the colour printer was
it's 2018 mate you can use whatever printer you want
my 20 year old brother asked me whether ice cubes go into the stomach or if they do into the stomach for liquids
i had to explain that humans only have one stomach where both liquids and solids go
simple things i had to explain
there is an alternate universe where bruce wayne died instead of his parents
causing his father thomas wayne to become batman and his mother martha to go insane and become the joker
my mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong