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a large lady in a wheelchair got into the elevator with my 3yr old son and me
he reached out and rubbed her belly
told her when he gets big he wants a big belly too
when you told him he doesn't need a six pack and he can eat whatever he wants and now he's too fat to cheat
whoa teed that thing you're packing is way too big to fit in that box
yeah that's what your mom said
how dare you
no she actually said that
oh dear i thought i told you that is just not gonna fit in there
female friend told me she knew her childhood was over when she too her talking teddy bear's batteries to put them in her vibrator
would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
you shoot me then when my leg gets better we buy a big ass house and range rovers
you can shoot me also will have 20 million