When I Got Up To Look Outside He Ran Back And Stole A Slice Of My Pizza - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

--> When I Got Up To Look Outside He Ran Back And Stole A Slice Of My Pizza - JustPost: Virtually entertaining

he started barking at the door, when i got up to look outside he ran back and stole a slice of my pizza, no one was at the door

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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend
, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite
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told my dad i ran out of alcohol and didn't have any money to buy any for the weekend, so he gave me the huge bottle of vodka from the cupboard that i stole and replaced with water when i was 16, life really does come back to bite

the mafia in my hometown ran a pizza chain as a front and it got so popular that the head of the family just stopped doing crimes and they do pizza full time now

way back when, i thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling, the laptop's not a touch screen, at my kids

just because you haven't got it all figured out, doesn't mean you never will, some day you may even look back and wonder why you were ever worried, rub cube head, comic

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