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i go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos
when i asked for my burrito the guy said
i knew you'd be here so i made a fresh batch
and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in a while
my mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong
the right to free speech means the government can't arrest you for what you say
it doesn't mean that anyone else has to listen to your bullshit
or host you while you share it
samsung has a new fridge that allows you to speak to your fridge and get responses
whoo took my shit?
i ain't no snitch
reaches for the socket
nigga it was your lil bro!
she's holding back thanos with one hand while having an emotional breakdown for having to kill her boyfriend and destroying an infinity stone with the other hand all at the same time
she is the most powerful avenger