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dear kid who graffitied some cool ray bans and a mustache on me
i'm not even mad
the hardest part of being a parent is accepting that you're now a person who wakes up at 6 44 am on a saturday and thinks
cool they let me sleep in
who remembers grilled cheese sanwiches and tomato soup as a kid?
at some point you will accidentally hurt your kid and you’ll feel like the worst parent ever
what do you go for in a girl?
"See, some guys prefer asses. Some prefer tits. And I’m not saying that I don’t like those bits. But what’s more important, what supersedes, for me, is a girl a with passion, wit and dreams. So I want a girl who reads."